When I picked it up this time, it was completely apart in layers. Screen, front cover, circuit board and back cover were all simply stacked on one another. This was really odd. I couldn't figure out how it had happened spontaneously.
I brought it out into the kitchen and lay out the components on the table. That's when I noticed the batteries...
|One of these batteries is not like the other.|
Here are a couple of bonus super-moon pictures.